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Jenna is the name. I abhor that name. Jenna is a whore name.

I enjoy sugary treasures, literary marvels, clever movies, snide remarks, anything Kubrick, and anything that triggers a good chuckle.
I'm a comical and vulgar. I'm also sarcastic as fuck.

topherchris:

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever done in my life.

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