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Jenna is the name. I abhor that name. Jenna is a whore name.

I enjoy sugary treasures, literary marvels, clever movies, snide remarks, anything Kubrick, and anything that triggers a good chuckle.
I'm a comical and vulgar. I'm also sarcastic as fuck.
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gay-llifreyan:

freakaddicted:

br0tasticc:

anch-0rr:

t0iletpaper:

hihowsyourlife:

h1jacked:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMFG CRYING SOMEONE GET HIM BUTTER

HKJFEEIRYGVRUEBWTRHNYRNJ

I CANT

OMG. CAN I GET THIS MANS NUMBER, I WANT TO RUB IN HIS FACE MAH BUTTERZ

FIOLHGTREILHSH I CAN’T.

You can come to my house any day, and take all the butter you want. LET ME LOVE YOU! XD

FIREOKDSJG WE NEED TO SEND HIM ALLLLL THE BUTTER

via plasticprince
1 month ago on January 21, 2012 at 08:52am
27,885 notes
  1. wumy reblogged this from hand-on-the-pump and added:
    OMG i was fuckin crackin up
  2. londonbloke reblogged this from fuckthis-fuckyou-fuckme
  3. mellowmymind reblogged this from chickswholovekatanas and added:
    that’s a man right?
  4. fuckthis-fuckyou-fuckme reblogged this from b-r-0-k-e-n-dreams
  5. allysonmarie-66 reblogged this from k3nzc4kes
  6. chickswholovekatanas reblogged this from goreo
  7. abnormalalexa reblogged this from hand-on-the-pump
  8. whatinnocence reblogged this from jennyls
  9. ac0nitum reblogged this from gingahhh and added:
    Oh my gosh. Dying so much… ning.
  10. goreo reblogged this from keetaylorbitch
  11. keetaylorbitch reblogged this from hand-on-the-pump
  12. atomaa reblogged this from pumb3ck and added:
    “because you dont know how it feel be without butter christmastime”
  13. hand-on-the-pump reblogged this from liberate-your-mind and added:
    cool we have the same accent……..fuck haha
  14. liberate-your-mind reblogged this from obey-optimus and added:
    I FEEL TERRIBLE BECAUSE OF HOW HARD I’M LAUGHING.
  15. july-29th reblogged this from pumb3ck and added:
    if dis person came to my house and took my butter and ate it… i’d just go buy more. duh. dis is america. pft.
  16. charisseaqui reblogged this from after-hour and added:
    …..what did I just watch… HAHA.
  17. dat-shyt reblogged this from grabyourdrink
  18. aquietcorneroftheuniverse reblogged this from d0pest-ar0und and added:
    This may have been one of the worst nights of my life, but this almost made me pee my pants…
  19. k3nzc4kes reblogged this from pumb3ck